1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,800 * Gentle music * 2 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:17,600 * Music gets louder, then fades out * 3 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,600 * Peaceful tones * 4 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,500 * Music becomes more exciting, fades out * 5 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,600 Is it our turn? 6 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:51,300 Now? Okay. 7 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,400 Judith, happy birthday! 8 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,400 - Kids... leave the scooter alone. 9 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,000 Give me the scooter! 10 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,300 - Let go of the scooter! 11 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,200 - Don't push my daughter! 12 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,900 Come here! I'll show you! 13 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,500 Damn asshole, I'll show you! 14 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,000 - Excuse me? - And? 15 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,800 - Your dog just Shit on the sidewalk! 16 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:13,900 - No, that's not from us. 17 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,500 * High-energy music * 18 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,600 * R.E.M.: Shiny Happy People * 19 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,600 That's what you get. 20 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,000 - Hey, say hello! Are you spinning? 21 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:23,000 (Mann) 22 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:27,500 When I look at the world today, I can only shake my head. 23 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,000 People always say, Humans are social beings. 24 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:34,800 But honestly? I think You hardly notice it anymore. 25 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:37,300 One has Lately I've had the feeling... 26 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,000 all of them are Nerves are completely frayed. 27 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,700 And for every little thing They're at each other's throats. 28 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:47,100 Every little discussion It will turn into a huge row. 29 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,700 In the end, not even They turned a blind eye. 30 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,800 No, that won't happen. hit him right in the eye. 31 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:56,300 People get that I just can't get on the chain anymore... 32 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,700 how to talk to each other reasonably. 33 00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,800 * Peaceful music * 34 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:02,200 Except... in our club. 35 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:05,000 (Mrs.) Hans-G�nther, are you alright? - Must. 36 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:09,500 (Man) Luckily, it's here at the tennis club Everything is still fine in Lengenheide. 37 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,600 Thanks to our club motto: 38 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:16,600 'In peace and in war' 'Unity retains the victory'. 39 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,400 * Voices in the background * 40 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,700 * Strained sounds * 41 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,800 - Hello, Heribert! - Heribert, hello! 42 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,600 Greetings! 43 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,300 *Horns* 44 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,800 - Gumberger! You're spinning! 45 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:36,000 - I love you too, Anna-Maria! 46 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,300 - Is this okay? 47 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,800 - Hey, Matthias! - Hi, Anne! 48 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,400 - Tach, Elisabeth! - Hello, Anne. 49 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:43,600 - Can I help? - Yes. 50 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,700 - No thanks, we can manage. 51 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,300 - Okay, see you soon. 52 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:52,600 - Beautiful, Melanie! Great slice! 53 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:54,600 - Hi! - You're already here. 54 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:58,000 - Heribert! Are you alright? - Hello, Anne. 55 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,400 - Hello, Anne. - Hello, Torsten. 56 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,100 - Hello, Torsten. - Hello, Torsten. 57 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,800 - Greetings, Christoph, Dieter, Anne and Maria! 58 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,100 Hey, Heribert. 59 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:11,100 Your wife is great. Awesome! What she did to Erol. 60 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,000 - Yes, absolutely. 61 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:15,300 - Great, honey! Fantastic! 62 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:19,200 - Nice. 63 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:23,200 Here! 64 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,200 Ui ... 65 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,800 Hello everyone! - Hello everyone. 66 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:35,500 - Listen, is this my watch? Are you too fast or too late? 67 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,100 - Sorry, we had to I still need to pick up medication. 68 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,600 - Hello, Hans-G�nther. - Hallo, Elisabeth. 69 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:45,000 * Moaning sounds during ball exchange * 70 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,400 Well done, I'll set it up quickly, okay? 71 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,500 - Mmh. 72 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,900 - We can get started right away, okay? 73 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,100 - Yes. Yes. 74 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,200 * Groaning* 75 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,500 Yay. I'll go upstairs too. 76 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,100 - Great game! 77 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,900 So, sports fans... 78 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,500 Five minutes left. 79 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,500 - We'll be right there! 80 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,100 * Groans on the tennis court * 81 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,300 * Squeaking walking noises * 82 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 * Music becomes more exciting * 83 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:31,600 * Groaning* 84 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,500 (Heribert) And, Anne? Did you get that? 85 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,800 - Just a moment, in a minute. 86 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:40,000 Okay, now. 87 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,800 - Then let me ask: Who is in favor of it? 88 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,500 * Door noises * 89 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:56,500 Counter-test: Who is against it? 90 00:04:58,100 --> 00:04:59,900 Yes, then I notice... 91 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,700 that I will also be at this year's Annual General Meeting ... 92 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:07,900 re-elected unanimously as president of the Lengenheide Tennis Club ... 93 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I was re-elected. And... 94 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 *Cheers* 95 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,700 Thank you for your trust. 96 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 It is absolutely justified. 97 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:23,900 And I must confess... 98 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,200 Yes, I am too. slightly moved. 99 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,100 - Yes, you can be that too! 100 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:33,600 - That our tennis club in 25th year of my presidency... 101 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:36,400 such Demonstrates unity. 102 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,400 I think it has And nobody objected... 103 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,400 that our Matthias The second chairman remains. 104 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,700 No resistance? Adopted unanimously. 105 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:52,400 - I would like to take this opportunity to A few words of thanks... 106 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:57,000 - Item five on the agenda: The official match kit. Matthias. 107 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,100 - I've prepared quite a bit. 108 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:03,800 Official match kit, classic only white or colored question mark. 109 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:06,800 We have everything on this page... 110 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,100 - Let's cut this short, Matthias. 111 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:13,100 We play as a club still officially all in white. 112 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:17,500 Anne has reopened her shop All common sizes in stock. 113 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:21,000 By the way, Anne leads Not only excellent protocol... 114 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:24,000 She also told me today The sciatica was pushed away. 115 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:27,400 Better than any doctor, otherwise it wouldn't work. I'm not sitting here. 116 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,000 Applause for our Anne! 117 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:31,600 Anne! 118 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:37,700 - You can kiss my ass too Push away the sciatic nerve! 119 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,200 - There's no saving you, my dear! 120 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,800 (Heribert) Does anyone want Anything other than white. 121 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:46,700 No? Wonderful. Then it is unanimously adopted. 122 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:49,700 So. Before we to the more relaxed part... 123 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:54,200 Do we have another one? To tick off a slightly bigger item... 124 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:58,200 and that is point six, the Complete renovation of the clubhouse. 125 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,700 - Have you got that Not decided last year? 126 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:03,100 - In principle, yes, the financing is in place. 127 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,300 I know Helmut from the city council. 128 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,200 He's taking some money from the cultural budget for us. 129 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:13,400 I just wanted to say, the construction contract This is for Peter Lohr. Hello, Peter! 130 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,200 - Heribert. Thank you. 131 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,300 - What a surprise. 132 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,100 - For whom I give my hand can put in the fire. 133 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,500 Not just because he's my brother-in-law... 134 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,600 but he has Work has already begun. 135 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:30,400 Matthias, show us Peter's design! for the new interior design. 136 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,000 - Yes i have different views. 137 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,400 First of all, the new clubhouse. 138 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,700 You know the old one � seen here from the outside. 139 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:42,800 Now pay attention, after the redesign, A facade with attitude, I'd say. 140 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,600 Now the interior... - No, just leave it as it is. 141 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,900 That's truly amazing. 142 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,300 This is elegance and functionality... 143 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,700 from the caf� to the restrooms. 144 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:56,600 - Awesome, then people will come especially! from Berlin, to pee here. 145 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:00,900 - I find, We should be proud... 146 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,400 that we have such an architectural A little something extra in our city... 147 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:08,200 that this is done. Anyone who has a veto... 148 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:11,200 Let him speak now or forever hold your peace. 149 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,600 Then I will officially state... 150 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:17,500 the nuclear redevelopment will be carried out as planned. 151 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,500 I would say: the dice are rolled. 152 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:22,400 That's Latin for: Now the alcohol level is rising. 153 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,700 - Wait a minute. Something's missing. 154 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,200 Seven. 155 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:31,600 - That's right. Point seven. Miscellaneous. There's never anything there. 156 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:35,900 Friends, thank you. That was You guys are playing fantastic tennis again. 157 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,700 And please Don't forget our club motto. 158 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,400 In peace and in war... 159 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:45,200 Unity retains the victory. 160 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,200 - Heribert, the grill. 161 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:51,400 - Oh, I see. We're buying a new grill. The old one is junk. 162 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:52,300 So then. 163 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,600 - I have prepared a presentation. 164 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,600 - Does it have to be that way? It's just a grill, Matthias. 165 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,000 Hey... It's the XQ 30 10! 166 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:03,100 Sit down, I have I've gotten into it a bit... 167 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,500 into the world of grilling. It was time-consuming. 168 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:09,400 If you had trained instead, you would have You, the club champion, not Erol. 169 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,100 - Not even then. 170 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:16,400 - Good. So we had so far, the charcoal grill. 171 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,400 There we could at the summer festival and club tournament... 172 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:22,000 maximum 20 sausages Grill at the same time. 173 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:25,100 Or ten sausages and five cutlets. 174 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,200 I've worked through that. 175 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,000 But the grill It's getting on in years. 176 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:32,400 Rust gets onto the food being grilled, It wobbles. 177 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,900 Furthermore, coal Not good because of cancer. 178 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,500 That's why I was thinking of a gas grill. 179 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:38,800 That's how we'll do it! 180 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:41,500 - The Best in terms of value for money... 181 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,900 It's the XQ 30 10 from Seiler. 182 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,300 It costs 860 euros at the hardware store. 183 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,400 But he has four separately heated burners ... 184 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,400 with two grilling levels. 185 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,700 Three stepless adjustable temperature ranges ... 186 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,500 integrated rotation function, and attention... 187 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:59,000 Pizza stone. 188 00:09:59,000 --> 00:09:59,900 *Cheers* 189 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:05,300 With the grill we can cook up to Grill 50 sausages at once. 190 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:09,200 Or 30 sausages and 15 cutlets. 191 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,700 Presented again as a diagram. 192 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:14,800 He would be in maintenance cheaper than a charcoal grill. 193 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,600 Projected over five years. 194 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:20,200 - This thing looks great, Matthias. We'll buy that one. 195 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:24,000 Anyone have a problem with that? No, perfect. Adopted unanimously. 196 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,800 - Heribert! 197 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:31,000 - Me. Melanie. - I don't want to open a can of worms... 198 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:34,700 But recently Torsten and I were invited to Erol's. 199 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,000 And there Erol had I even bought a second grill... 200 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:42,200 so that his German guests also You can grill pork. 201 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,500 Wouldn't that be a nice gesture...? 202 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,000 for members with a Turkish migration background... 203 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,900 to get a second grill? 204 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 - This can't be true. 205 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:54,500 - Seriously. That's a good idea. 206 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,800 A second grill for Turkish members. 207 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,800 I'm in favor of it. 208 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:04,000 - We only have one Turkish member. 209 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,500 Erol, do you have a problem with the grill? 210 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,700 - For me you need Don't get a second grill. 211 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,900 I have no problem with that. 212 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,200 - Thanks, Erol. Great! that you are so uncomplicated. 213 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,500 Our politicians could to take an example. 214 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,400 Let's give Erol a round of applause. 215 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,100 - Heribert! 216 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,100 I would still find that nice, to do that. 217 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,500 - Thanks, that's really not necessary. 218 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,700 - Erol's children are playing also in our club. 219 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,100 And your wife was I've even been to a party. 220 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,500 Or not? Why? 221 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:42,100 - So Melanie, I see there No action required. 222 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,300 Erol, I'm sure you won't mind... 223 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,500 when your garlic sausage What's coming with us to our grill? 224 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,300 - The correct name is Suzuk. 225 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,100 - Doesn't matter. We can grill them too. 226 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,400 - Actually not. 227 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,900 - How come? Muslims don't eat pork. 228 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,600 Neither do I, officially. Is pork on the grill...? 229 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:01,000 This is not possible for Muslims. 230 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,400 Who says that? Allah? 231 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:07,300 - That's simply a rule. I don't see it as such a big deal, but... 232 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:11,100 - If there was pork on it, The grill is ruined. 233 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,100 Do you understand? Because of pigs and sows. 234 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,600 - We understand. 235 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,900 - Sorry, my sick Brain from copywriting. 236 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,700 - Will it take much longer? - Nee. 237 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,500 - You said, The new grill has two levels. 238 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,500 We could pork grilling on one side... 239 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,000 on the other Sausages for people... 240 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 who don't eat pork. 241 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,000 - Melanie. It's really okay. 242 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,700 - That's sweet of you, Erol... 243 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:37,100 But you can also do that. to discuss in Lengenheide. 244 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,800 - She's right about that. 245 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,900 - But that's nonsense! 246 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,400 We create ourselves with the XQ 30 10 extra a grill on ... 247 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,600 with two levels, for one larger sausage output. 248 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,600 Especially for a summer festival for many people. 249 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,600 Then the normal ones clump together Sausages like in the old days. 250 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:55,500 And on the other side they are sunbathing three lonely garlic sausages. 251 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,500 - Suzuks. 252 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,000 But surely it will be... 253 00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,500 on the barbecue spaceship give a corner... 254 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,000 which can remain free for the sausage from Erol. 255 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,700 - Erol's sausage. How that sounds. 256 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:09,000 - How do you envision that? Should I remove four ribs of the rust...? 257 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,700 color it in and write on it: Reserved for Turkish sausage? 258 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:15,100 - Dude, Matthias! Turkish sausage, are you kidding me? 259 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,700 - Matthias, you don't have to. 260 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,400 Muslims are allowed to eat meat Don't eat food from a grill anyway... 261 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,400 on which there is also pork, therefore... 262 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,500 - Why not? 263 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,600 - Because the grease splatters over and pig steam... 264 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,700 through the grill. I don't see it as such a big deal... 265 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,000 But I promised my wife, which is more traditional. 266 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:37,000 - What kind of pig steam is that? - The steam from the grilled pork. 267 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:40,900 God, this is complicated! Luckily, I'm not a Muslim. 268 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,500 I would have starved to death by now. 269 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,900 - Wiener Schnitzel? 270 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,800 - That's a really bad moment, Laura. 271 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,300 - Sorry. Otherwise it'll get cold. 272 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,200 - Here! - Erol, just out of curiosity. 273 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,400 If you smoke inhaling from a bratwurst like that... 274 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,700 Is that a sin then? 275 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,200 - Where is the sausage for Antonia? 276 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,500 - In summer, everything is filled with barbecue smoke. 277 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:01,000 Who knows how many pigs were in the race? who has been smoking heavily for years. 278 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:04,100 Or we could simply have a barbecue. Sausages without pork. 279 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,400 - In Berlin we had Grilled cheese, Halloumi. 280 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,800 Does anyone know this place? 281 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:10,500 - That tastes like stuff For filling joints! 282 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,000 - And it's unhealthy! 283 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:15,400 - I'm with Melanie. There are alternatives. 284 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,200 - Great, then I can Yes, close the butcher shop! 285 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,900 - So what are we talking about now? 286 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,100 We have Always grilled regular sausage. 287 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,900 Why should we change that now? 288 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,400 - Exactly, things should remain normal here. 289 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,800 But, Elisabeth, what is normal? 290 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,400 - Normal. Everything is fine. 291 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,800 Grill whatever you want. We don't need a second grill. 292 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,200 And that's it, okay? 293 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,100 *Clapping* 294 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:41,200 - But why "you" and "we"? We are a club, after all! 295 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,500 - A wonderful closing statement. Thank you, Melanie. 296 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,800 Let's end this nonsense now. 297 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:50,300 We're buying a grill, Erol doesn't want his own. 298 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,300 And you all order now Laura's pasta salad. 299 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,600 It's suitable for everyone. 300 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,900 - When you pick out the sausage! 301 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,500 - Hey, hey! That's the good meat sausage. 302 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,100 - Melanie, come here, please! 303 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,500 - Honestly, I think that's crap... 304 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,000 that the 'Old white man' decides... 305 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:09,000 which is nonsense and what is allowed to be discussed! 306 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:11,900 - I'm not that old. Meli has a point there. 307 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,400 And, Matthias, Turkish sausage earlier... 308 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,600 I honestly thought that was inappropriate. 309 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,600 - I can also say "Zuckzuck". 310 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,500 - It's called Suzuk. - It's actually called Sucuk. 311 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,700 - Exactly. 312 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:26,000 I say yes to your sausage. Not even German sausage. 313 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,400 - You're welcome to do that. But why "your" sausage? 314 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,700 What does this mean? My sausage is your sausage. 315 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,500 We always had those at our party. - Nevertheless. Turkish sausage... 316 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,800 Well, maybe, yes... 317 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,300 perhaps also offensive to Erol. 318 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,900 Erol is not offended. - You don't know that. 319 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,900 - But you know it? - No, but if I were him, I would be that. 320 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 - But you're not even Turkish. 321 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,200 - Erol, are you offended? - No I'm not. 322 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,700 - There you go, Torsten. 323 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,600 - Nevertheless. Turkish sausage. Maybe. Am I just more sensitive...? 324 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:56,100 when using German language, forget it. 325 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,500 - Torsten, by the way, I can also speak German and I'm not offended. 326 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,200 - Of course you can speak German, sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. 327 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,600 - I'm not offended! - So, nobody is offended. 328 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:07,000 Then that's good too! Can we Why not just do the following? 329 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,700 We're cleaning the old grill... 330 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:12,400 and place there Put the Turkish sausages on it. 331 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,900 It works, Matthias, doesn't it? - Yes. Done. 332 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,500 - I thought it was broken. - Not that broken. 333 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,000 It's still working. - What, it's still working? 334 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,600 That it's enough for the Turks? 335 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,700 - Melanie, stop it. I don't have a problem. 336 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,300 - But I have here This is slowly becoming a problem! 337 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,100 The latest reform in my club... 338 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,100 was probably The introduction of color television! 339 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,900 - Your club! You've only been here for two years. 340 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,600 - What does that mean? I am only allowed to speak here... 341 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,400 who is related to the netpost? 342 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,300 * Laugh * 343 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,500 - Melanie, I think that's great... 344 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,300 how you for You stand by your doubles partner. 345 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:49,100 This solidarity That also made you regional champions. 346 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,500 You are our best couple. 347 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,100 - Only on the pitch, right? 348 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:56,400 - I don't understand you right now. What's your problem? 349 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,400 - I have no problem. - Or? 350 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,200 - Yes! 351 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,700 But just now it was said, The old grill is no longer working! 352 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,500 - Not for the summer festival with a sausage requirement... 353 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:10,100 of 50 sausages at peak. But for two or three individual sausages. 354 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,400 - You said, It is old, rusty, and causes cancer. 355 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,500 - I didn't say that. - But. 356 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,400 - No. - But. 357 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,700 - No! - Halt! 358 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,500 Here. 359 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:26,400 "Legs wobble. And besides, it is..." Coal is not good because of cancer and such." 360 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,400 You said so. - Okay, so what does that mean? 361 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,700 That I wish Erol Krebs would have cancer? 362 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:35,500 - No, no. - We'll take a five-minute break. 363 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,300 Torsten, Melanie and Erol. 364 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,400 We'll just go into the hall for a moment. 365 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,000 - ... and Matthias. - Order yourselves a beer. 366 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,500 This does not need to be included in the minutes. 367 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,700 - Mom, is something wrong with the sausage? 368 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,700 - Everything about her is fine. That's a good sausage. 369 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,300 * Powerful orchestral music * 370 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,300 * Murmuring voices in the common room * 371 00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:13,700 (Heribert) 372 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,200 Okay, guys. What the hell is this all about? 373 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,700 Why are we discussing this? Over a barbecue and crab? 374 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,200 - Who has cancer? - Nobody! 375 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,200 Hans-G�nther, Can you leave us alone for a moment? 376 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,500 - I need to repair the ball machine! 377 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,800 Look where the shoots the balls. 378 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:34,200 - Yes, Hans-G�nther. But for what? Do we have a workshop? 379 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,500 - Why don't you go in there? 380 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,200 - Hans-G�nther! 381 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,200 - Yes... Sorry, Heribert. 382 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,300 - Jacket? 383 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,900 * Loud clattering * 384 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,300 So I... 385 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,000 I really have to... 386 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 * Squeaking noises * 387 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,700 I have to ask something now: What is the point of this discussion? 388 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,300 - It's like this... - Please excuse me. 389 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,500 - It's strange, To offer Erol a broken grill. 390 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,600 Please stop. That's strange. Isn't it? 391 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:11,000 - Naturally. It feels strange... 392 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,500 as a Turk, the broken I want to get a grill, but I don't need one. 393 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:18,000 - That was a great grill. Erol also finds that strange. 394 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,200 - Because you told him to. 395 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,400 - Nobody needs to tell me what to do here. 396 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,400 - I have Not said at Erol's party... 397 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:27,200 I want my own grill. He offered it. 398 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,200 That's a nice gesture towards guests. 399 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,300 - Hey, I'm not a guest here! 400 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,000 That's not what I meant. 401 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,400 - Erol is a club member like everyone else. 402 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,700 This will be discussed here. as if he were just like you and me. 403 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,000 We're not making a big deal out of it! 404 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,400 Thank you, Heribert. Thank you. 405 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,000 - Yes but ... 406 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,100 as a regular club member... 407 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,000 Erol can just certain Don't participate in things. 408 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,300 - What? - Yes, I grill! 409 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,200 I'm just saying it would be nice, him at our celebrations... 410 00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:00,200 instead of pork sausage to offer an alternative. 411 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,600 Because he can Don't eat as a Turk. 412 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:05,100 - No, I am German. 413 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,500 That's what I mean. With Turkish ... 414 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,700 - Turk, German, What contrasts are you highlighting? 415 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,100 Like in the joke... 416 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,700 German and Turk as a neighbor. Do you know him? 417 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,200 - He's great. The Turk says to the German... 418 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,200 - I don't want to hear a joke right now! 419 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,100 - Melanie, as long as one still We can laugh together... 420 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,500 It's not too late. 421 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,100 - To me, Erol isn't Turkish at all. 422 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,700 - Is that supposed to be a compliment? - You know what I mean. 423 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,400 - No, I don't know... What do you mean? 424 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:37,200 - You don't notice it so much, that you are a Turk. 425 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,500 Because you don't so Turkish you behave. 426 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,500 - How does one behave in a Turkish way? 427 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,700 - If you want to ban pork sausages. 428 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,300 No Turk wants to live in Germany Forbid pork sausage, Matthias. 429 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,400 - They don't see that All of your people are like that. 430 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,900 - Who are my people? - Now, let's talk about... 431 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,400 (Hans-G�nther) No! Damn it! 432 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,600 Shit! 433 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,200 - Hans-G�nther! 434 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,000 - Excuse me! 435 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,700 Ah! 436 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,000 Damn machine! 437 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,300 Do not! 438 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,000 - Intended as an advertiser. Marketing strategy. 439 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,900 Perhaps a second grill would be helpful. The absolute highlight. 440 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,900 For other Muslims, who want to join the club. 441 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,200 - I don't believe, that Muslims are our target group. 442 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,900 - How come? - Why not? 443 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,200 - We are a tennis club! - And? 444 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:25,000 - So Erol, no offense. 445 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,900 But Muslims and tennis. 446 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,600 Turkey is not a tennis nation, Neither does Saudi Arabia. 447 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:34,600 No Iranian has yet won the Grand Slam. 448 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:37,800 You are a great player, but this is an exception. 449 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,900 - Say ... Sorry, guys, but just for a second... 450 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,000 No, that's too stupid for me. 451 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,700 If more clubs had two grills... 452 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,400 Perhaps a Muslim would have Won a Grand Slam. 453 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,100 It would be good if integration came. try the countryside. 454 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,200 - She is. 455 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:56,300 We country bumpkins integrate Even know-it-all Torsten from Berlin. 456 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,700 Guys, I have to do this now Stop being chairman for once. 457 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,900 My sciatica is hurting again. 458 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,600 The people up there are waiting. There is no problem here. 459 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,800 Please, let's not make a big deal out of it. 460 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:11,100 The new grill has been decided upon. Full stop. End of story. 461 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,100 Sprinkle on some sand. There. Back again! 462 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,700 - No. Heribert, I don't agree. 463 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,800 - Stop shooting! 464 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:22,300 Melanie, I implore you, to remind you of our motto. 465 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,600 In peace and in war... 466 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:27,400 - ... the pork sausage brings victory! 467 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,800 - Torsten, that's not funny. 468 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,700 So, do we agree? 469 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:35,300 - Honestly, Heribert? No. 470 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:39,200 Would I manage my department like that? how you can find this club here... 471 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,500 Then I would lose my job. 472 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,400 The manner, How you brush this aside... 473 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,600 I honestly think that's really awful. 474 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:51,100 - We don't say "shit" in tennis, That's not fair play. 475 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:55,700 Let's be objective now. Why is everyone getting so artificially upset? 476 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:58,000 - I'm not getting worked up about it artificially. 477 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,700 Let me just summarize, what is to be decided here. 478 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:06,300 A grill, which Erol helped pay for, even though he gets nothing out of it. 479 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,800 - And? I'm paying, after all. The non-alcoholic drinks are included as well. 480 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,200 * Torsten laughs * 481 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,600 - Yes, but you could drink them. 482 00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:17,100 Erol can come from the grill but don't eat anything. 483 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,100 - Nobody is forbidding him from doing it. 484 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,700 - Yes, Matthias, it's my religion. 485 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,300 - Does the word come Does the Quran mention "grilled sausage"? 486 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,400 - Guys, we're not starting... 487 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,600 here at the tennis club to discuss the Quran! 488 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:34,600 Before we talk on forever. I have the solution. 489 00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:37,400 I have at home a small electric grill. 490 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,500 A promotional gift from a business partner. 491 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,500 It's with me It's lying around in the attic, gathering dust. 492 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:46,400 Brand new. Nobody ever used it. Literally. 493 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,100 A great piece, That's enough for three or four sausages. 494 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,400 You can simply place it on a chair. 495 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,200 I'll bring it with me. For free. 496 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:57,100 Then we will introduce the one for Erol and family next to our grill. 497 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,100 - Please don't. - But. 498 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,800 Then everyone is satisfied. 499 00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:02,800 - I do not want that. 500 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,900 - Why, what's the problem? 501 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,400 - Heribert, I am I've been a member of the club since I was 14 years old. 502 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,200 I am a German citizen, I have a successful tax consultancy. 503 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:14,500 And should perform a joyful dance... 504 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:18,100 because you gave the Turk a toy grill Are you putting it from the attic onto a chair? 505 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,300 Besides the XQ 30 10? 506 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,100 - You can also Place it on the table. 507 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 I don't need a grill!! 508 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:31,000 That's it. And then add some sand. 509 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,400 Excuse me. 510 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,500 - Will you be much longer? - Two minutes. 511 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:39,800 - Things are getting very heated here right now They discussed the second grill. 512 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:41,400 Should this be included in the minutes? 513 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,000 - The session is adjourned, to hell! 514 00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:47,800 - How dare you talk to me like that? - Sorry, Anne. 515 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,500 - That's impossible anyway. 516 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:55,600 - Laura, is it really that difficult? A bratwurst with fries. 517 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:58,200 - So, a toy grill. That's outrageous. 518 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:02,200 Whether outrageous or not, Only Erol can decide. 519 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,100 - Why only Erol? - Because he is affected. 520 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,300 - Of what? 521 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,700 Because I gave him wants to give a grill as a gift? 522 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,400 I would like to be affected by that. 523 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:13,600 Please don't be offended. I don't want the grill. 524 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:16,000 Do I need one? I'll bring mine. 525 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,000 Okay? 526 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,700 * Gentle music * 527 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,500 - Gut. 528 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,900 Then we can end the session. - Secure? 529 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,700 - Why simply, Even if it can be complicated. 530 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,800 Isn't that inconvenient? to drag it back and forth? 531 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:35,200 - That's possible. - Which one do you have? 532 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:38,100 - XQ 30 20. - XQ 30 20? 533 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,400 The one with the four levels? - Hmm. 534 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,500 - It can smoke and steam. 535 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,200 - I only grill on it. - With two warming compartments. 536 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:47,200 It costs 2000 euros. Do you have that one? 537 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:49,400 - Yes, we have a large family and we barbecue a lot. 538 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,400 - Awesome, can we the decline in membership... 539 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,400 to compensate with Erol's family. 540 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,900 - Shut up, Torsten! 541 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,200 Does he bring his grill with him? if he prefers that. 542 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,700 Did you say "Shut up"? 543 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,400 - We're going up now... 544 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:07,200 and say that we agree. That's it. End of story. Sprinkle with sand. 545 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,200 - Nee. 546 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:15,400 - Matthias. Remember our motto. In peace and in war... 547 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,800 - I don't think it's good, when Erol brings his grill. 548 00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:18,700 - How come? 549 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,400 - We don't want to pay for two sausages For the Turks, that's a huge thing... 550 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,700 next to our XQ 30 10 positions! 551 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,600 - Why not? - The monster next to our grill? 552 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:29,200 It seems as if they The Turks took over the club. 553 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:32,200 And it doesn't stop. 554 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,300 - Between you and me, what's your problem? 555 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,600 - You wanted to Not even the small electric grill. 556 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,400 - We could Another grill with six levels... 557 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,700 and nuclear power to represent the native Germans... 558 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:46,300 so that the distance is restored. 559 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,400 - You think, I'm an idiot, aren't I? 560 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:51,200 I got myself something for the grill opened their ass! 561 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,700 - We don't say "ass". - But that's how it was! 562 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:56,100 I busted my ass! 563 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,900 Not once Someone thanked me! 564 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,700 And we discuss This is politically correct crap! 565 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,400 Yes, Heribert. Shit! - Fair play, Matthias. 566 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,500 - You always, as if you were Lord Wimbledon. 567 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,100 This annoys everyone! Shit! Shit, shit! 568 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,700 Ass, ass, ass! 569 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,600 - Say! 570 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:14,700 - Matthias! Your mother has a question. 571 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,600 - Push me closer. Schatz. 572 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:22,300 Which pills do I need to take again? The blue ones or the white ones. 573 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,500 - The yellow ones, Mom. Drink plenty of water with it, okay? 574 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,900 - Thanks, my darling. No! I'm not finished. 575 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,400 And don't cause me any grief here. 576 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:33,700 Remember, This is Germany, not Anatolia. 577 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,600 - Yes. Yes. - Wow. 578 00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:39,400 The Geography Knowledge Your mother is... impressive. 579 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,400 (Anne) Here comes... 580 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,700 A very interesting suggestion. 581 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:46,200 Erol could bring his grill. 582 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:48,200 - That's a really great idea, Anne. 583 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:51,600 You know what? I want to Suggestions from members... 584 00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:54,000 I'll let you know beforehand! 585 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:57,000 - Mmh. I'll pass that along. 586 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,700 * Window slams shut * 587 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,600 - People. Let's all please be sensible. 588 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:08,000 - I am sensible. I just don't know what the point of that is. 589 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:10,400 Everything was okay And now things are getting out of hand! 590 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,900 - Because we don't agree with you? 591 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,400 - No, because I don't know... 592 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,800 why we distanced ourselves from the Turks They let their topics be imposed on them. 593 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,100 - I have Nobody was forced on anyone! 594 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,200 Don't twist it! I said, I don't need a grill! 595 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,500 - Melanie and Torsten said they were "temporary Turks", 596 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,000 You need him. 597 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,700 So the Berliners are putting pressure on us... 598 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,600 They should focus on the issues, not the Turks. 599 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:31,700 Wait, we live in Lengenheide, just like you. 600 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,900 - Yes, but we were born here! 601 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 And never had any problems with our Turks. 602 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:38,400 "Our Turks"? Do you mean me? 603 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,400 Stop now! This is just about a barbecue! 604 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,200 - I don't understand you, Erol. 605 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:46,200 If they offer you grills, they are Too old or too small for you... 606 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:48,500 But your monster is okay. - Matthias! 607 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,700 - That's typical Erol! Act modest... 608 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,800 and come with a grilling area... 609 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:57,300 which needs its own postal code. Because he doesn't like pork. 610 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,500 - Yes! I'm not allowed to eat pork! 611 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,700 - The club won't stop you! 612 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,900 But my faith. That's what you want to hear, isn't it? 613 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,200 - But this is about tennis and not about faith. 614 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:09,700 - And whether it's about faith. I think you're all crazy. 615 00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:12,900 Nonsense... at the tennis club to set up a Muslim barbecue. 616 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,500 We are placing in your mosque There was no ball machine either. 617 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,900 - Stupid comparison. - Tennis is not a religion! 618 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,500 - Maybe I pray every night Towards Boris Becker? 619 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,100 - Or to the broom closet. 620 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,400 Stop with your stupid jokes, That's embarrassing. 621 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,000 - I? Matthias is so embarrassing. 622 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:34,300 - The joke where Turk and German neighbors are ... 623 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,600 - He's great. - This is no joke. 624 00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:40,800 Matthias, nobody wants anything from you. 625 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:43,600 Everyone knows what you do for this club. 626 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,300 It's about... 627 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,400 that every club member has a right to... 628 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,800 to be able to participate in club life. Like everyone else. 629 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:54,900 But then he should do it. like everyone else. 630 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,400 We've been grilling since the club was founded, Pork sausage. 631 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:02,100 These are our rules. Why? Is this suddenly a problem? 632 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:06,900 - Because one rule Things can change after 50 years. 633 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,700 - Not after 50 years, Melanie. 634 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:14,500 It is now 73 years and 11 months. 635 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:16,800 - All the more important. His rule is certain... 636 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,500 thousand years old and in need of renovation. 637 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,500 - Oh! Islam criticism from the roller shutter man. 638 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,300 - Why do you call me that? 639 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,200 I have a specialist shop for innovative sun protection systems. 640 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,000 - Am I the Turk, Are you the roller shutter man? 641 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,100 - I'm just giving my opinion. 642 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,900 The majority of people in Germany eat pork. The majority in the club are pigs. 643 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,200 Uh, Germans. So. 644 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:38,500 The majority decides, which majority bratwurst ... 645 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,500 which grill it is on. That is democracy. 646 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,800 - Majority bratwurst? 647 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:44,200 - One can consider oneself a minority bow to the majority... 648 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,400 and don't need any special treatment for his stupid religion... 649 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:49,300 which one should always take into consideration. - Be careful what you say. 650 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,500 - I'm supposed to be careful? What's going on? What if I say "stupid religion"? 651 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,900 I sat next to you for two years religion class with Schmidt. 652 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,500 Did I say anything against the Bible? 653 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:57,400 What should I be careful about? 654 00:30:57,500 --> 00:31:02,400 Will I go to Muslim hell? Or don't get 72 virgins? 655 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 - 72 virgins. 656 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,700 You can find so many Not in Lengenheide, anyway. 657 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:15,500 * Quiet, restless music * 658 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:20,000 A joke. 659 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,300 As long as you can still laugh together If you can, it's not too late. 660 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,800 - But "Shut up, Torsten" He must not make jokes. 661 00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:30,300 People are laughing at you Yes, only out of pity. 662 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:33,700 - Excuse me. 663 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:36,700 - I think everything is clear now. 664 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:40,700 We're buying the grill. Erol does what he wants. 665 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,600 That's exactly what we say. now to the members. 666 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:49,000 That's it. End of story. Sprinkle with sand. And always remember our motto. 667 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:53,300 In peace and in war maintains unity... 668 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,200 - Matthias, that simply wasn't correct. 669 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,400 That was my opinion, where is the problem? 670 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,200 - You are hurting religious feelings. - I can't believe it anymore. 671 00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,200 - Since when have I been hurting Religious feelings? 672 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,400 - Since you started calling her stupid? 673 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:07,600 - Had you said, the ban on pork ... 674 00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:11,400 originally had in hot countries no religious reasons. 675 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,300 That would have been an argument. 676 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,400 - Huh? 677 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,800 Didn't you know that? That has something to do with hygiene. 678 00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:20,300 Because pork spoils quickly. 679 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,800 - When it comes to health It's not about religion... 680 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:27,200 Do vegetarians also have A right to one's own grill? 681 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:31,800 - But we didn't even have No vegetarians in the club. Right? 682 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,200 - Yes, well... Torsten is a vegetarian. 683 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,700 Did you lose a bet? 684 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:45,700 - On the advice of my osteopath in Berlin. This simply keeps the body fitter. 685 00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:47,200 - Why doesn't it work for you? 686 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:48,200 - Haha. 687 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:51,400 - For the record: I I don't need my own grill. 688 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:54,200 - Why not? Are vegetarians less valuable than Turks? 689 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,400 Vegetarians are not a nation, Don't compare apples and oranges. 690 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,200 - What do we do with vegans? 691 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,900 Will they get a fourth grill? And fruitarians get a fifth one? 692 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,300 - We'll put that under the apple tree and wait for something to fall. 693 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,200 Meli laughs 694 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:09,000 - Seriously: Do crickets even produce fruit? 695 00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:13,200 - We're not going to discuss this further now. This vegetarian nonsense! 696 00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:16,000 - No, it wants to... - Why is being a vegetarian nonsense? 697 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,500 - It can now Not everyone will be offended. 698 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,600 Vegetarians don't get their own grill. 699 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:24,700 That's a dietary rule that... devised by an overzealous doctor. 700 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,500 - In religion, the The regulation features an invented god. 701 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,700 I find that a more trustworthy doctor. 702 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,400 - Invented? - I didn't mean to offend your God. 703 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,700 - Not this topic. - I am opposed to religion... 704 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,600 a bit critical. As an atheist. 705 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,600 - You're an atheist? And what about vegetarians? 706 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:43,400 You too, Melanie? 707 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,900 - I am also left the church, but ... 708 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,800 - We are both atheists. 709 00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:51,500 - Then why are you fighting? Like the crazy ones for a Muslim barbecue? 710 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,700 - Out of respect. We want people to... 711 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,900 to practice their religion even if I ... 712 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,500 I consider that nonsense. 713 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,000 That's called tolerance. If that foreign word means anything to you. 714 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:04,000 - Now we have Nonsense and ridiculous. 715 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:06,200 Torsten doesn't mean it that way. - Yes, Torsten means it. 716 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:08,700 Does anyone want respect? For his faith, he gets it. 717 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,100 But I also want respect. for my faith... 718 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,200 - Stop proselytizing! 719 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,400 - How come? One faith doesn't grill a cow... 720 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,900 The other one wasn't a pig. There's already endless arguing... 721 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,600 About such crap. - Shit? 722 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:23,500 - I hereby impose a ban on swear words. 723 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,900 - But that is that's the problem nowadays. 724 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,400 Most wars are religious wars. 725 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,500 This is about belief, not facts. 726 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,100 Or has anyone already Have you heard of fact wars? 727 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,700 And a society, also a tennis club... 728 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:40,200 It only works if you have facts. that everyone can rely on. 729 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:43,800 Otherwise, we'll discuss it at that level. not knowing exactly... 730 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:45,700 Emotion, alternative facts. 731 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:47,600 And then: Good night, Mela... Marie. 732 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:49,400 - Stop it, Torsten. 733 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:52,400 Otherwise, God will send us A flash into the hall. 734 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:55,500 - Thank you, Heribert. - Why "Thank you, Heribert"? 735 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,300 You're not in church either. - But you know... 736 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,300 that I believe that it something bigger. 737 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,700 - What? UFOs? 738 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:08,100 - Great. Attack and mockery, Torsten! This will lead to a more tolerant world. 739 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,100 - I am truly tolerant. 740 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,300 I am the most tolerant person the whole world. 741 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,200 - And when I looked at the book Did I buy "Orders at the Cosmos"? 742 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:19,200 I had to hide that from you. so I don't have to listen to any lectures. 743 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:22,900 - "Orders to the Cosmos" It's religion for Helene Fischer fans. 744 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,000 So what? It worked. Erol and I became district champions. 745 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:33,000 - Did you order that from Kosmos? 746 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,000 Okay. What else? 747 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:37,200 A pair of shoes and a hair appointment? 748 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,200 *Giggles* 749 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,100 - No, a man with hair! 750 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,100 *Giggles* 751 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:48,700 Not that I I want to get rid of you, Torsten. 752 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,400 But why are you rambling on here? actually with you the whole time? 753 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,000 - Yes, sorry. 754 00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:57,700 I thought one could Listen to it in Lengenheide too... 755 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,500 what the rest of the world thinks. 756 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,400 - Ah! The Earth is a sphere. 757 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:05,000 Thanks, Torsten, We didn't know that yet. 758 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,300 - Feel free to make fun of me. 759 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,100 But I think... Just don't do it! 760 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,800 - Some things are good: In hot Countries where pork is not eaten 761 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:15,000 For hygiene reasons. 762 00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:16,900 Don't Turks have freezers? 763 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,700 - Exactly, they're too stupid, To cool pork... 764 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,500 Then it's their own fault. 765 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,200 - Thin ice, Matthias. - I'm just giving my honest opinion! 766 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,300 - That's not freedom of speech, but an insult. 767 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,000 - Where freedom of expression ends, Do you decide? 768 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:33,000 The Prenzlauer Berg District Court? 769 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:36,100 I think it's wrong to have one to set up a giant Muslim barbecue... 770 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,900 Am I not allowed to say that? 771 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 - Is that blue sauce coming now? 772 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,500 Surely one is still allowed to say that. 773 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,500 We don't want a Turkish barbecue. We already have too many foreigners! 774 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:50,700 We must To preserve our grilling identity. 775 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:53,600 In our 1000-year barbecue history! 776 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:55,800 - This is ridiculous! Seriously! 777 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,400 You sausage! 778 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:03,900 - That's right-wing nonsense. 779 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,700 They are in favor of freedom of expression, to be against it! 780 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,500 That's how Nazi slogans always begin. 781 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,500 - Now I'm a Nazi? - People! 782 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,400 - I'm fed up! 783 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:16,200 I am a Nazi because I say, I don't want a Muslim barbecue here. 784 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,100 Yes? Okay, then I'll say it quite openly: I don't want it. 785 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,300 Because we never had that. 786 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,400 It is not part of our culture. 787 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,600 Why do we always have to change everything? 788 00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,700 I have the right to think that! 789 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:31,000 I want to I won't let them take away my club. 790 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:34,000 - I want to take something away from you. Your club. 791 00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:36,400 Which we entered together. 792 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:40,500 Oh God. The evil Turk! Matthias takes his mold away. 793 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,000 Good... 794 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,800 Honestly. Now I demand my own grill. 795 00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:50,000 As big as a tennis court, At the club's expense, Heribert. 796 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:53,100 The changing rooms will Facing Mecca! 797 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,100 And the lion in the coat of arms It will finally be circumcised. 798 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,200 Women in mixed doubles Playing is disguised. 799 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:02,100 After the game I'll pimp her through... 800 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,600 on my waterbed, filled with lukewarm ayran. 801 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,800 Is that Turkish enough for you? 802 00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:11,000 - Erol, that's really not... 803 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:12,600 * Melanie giggles * 804 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:13,800 funny. 805 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:16,300 - The waterbed thing, yes. 806 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,900 - I'm fed up, I am calm and objective. 807 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,400 Listen to Matthias and Torsten's crap. 808 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,100 - We don't say "shit". - Yes, embarrassing. 809 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,500 - Yes, comfort Erol. 810 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,300 He needs to be able to tolerate different opinions. Like us Germans! 811 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,700 - I am also German! 812 00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:32,300 - I'm not noticing much right now. 813 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,200 Do we all want to try Erol? Stroking for comfort? 814 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:36,900 - Lass ... - All of you... 815 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,700 - No one gets petted, Especially not from you! 816 00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:41,700 Stop with these shitty brown jokes! 817 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,900 - It was only about our tradition. - Adolf's? 818 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,800 - You take that back! - Guys! Boys! 819 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,000 That's enough! 820 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,100 - Are you spinning? 821 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,300 - There are different ways be an opinion. 822 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,500 According to me. 823 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:59,700 But this isn't about Adolf. nor about religion. 824 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,600 This is only about for a goddamn grill! 825 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,900 This discussion is now over. 826 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,000 (Melanie) That's democracy, Heribert, Discussions are part of that. 827 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:14,400 - Yes, but democracy also means, that at the end of the discussion... 828 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,200 everyone has a common opinion. 829 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:19,300 (All) Which ones? Yours? 830 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,600 - Okay. 831 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:31,500 If we continue this discussion not end it immediately... 832 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:36,800 then I step as president of this club. 833 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,700 Effective immediately. 834 00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:44,200 Then you can see, which is the consequence of your democracy. 835 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,300 Chaos. Nothing but chaos. 836 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,400 - Is democracy chaos? 837 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,500 Seriously? Like... 838 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:55,200 Damn it, girl! Can't you just be quiet for once? 839 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:01,900 - Girl? - Okay. We'll do it like this now. 840 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,200 We buy our grill and the Erol can bring his Turkish grill. 841 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:08,900 If he wants to. And if not, then not. 842 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,200 - No. - Was? 843 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,300 - For you, "fair play" means... 844 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,000 You decide and we keep quiet. 845 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,700 - Melanie, I can accept... 846 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:22,000 - You're behaving yourself here like the German Erdogan. 847 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,700 - That's an insult. 848 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:28,500 - Yes, but we'll say it Erdogan, no further. 849 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,400 *Giggles* 850 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,500 - Okay. That's enough now. 851 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,800 I am resigning from my post. 852 00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:39,900 (Matthias) Heribert! 853 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,600 - As far as I'm concerned, you can Keep rambling until Christmas. 854 00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:47,000 For every minority buy your own grill. 855 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:48,900 Ideally, it should be height-adjustable... 856 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,900 including those who are tall and short have no disadvantage.